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Misadventures
in Modern Air Travel
Please
help me to understand a few things. In this day
and age I am still amazed at the number of people who
are baffled, bitchy, and bossy during the security and
boarding sequences of air travel. There are no
more manners or consideration and that's the
passengers. Plugged in and ignorant most travelers
are a real pain in the ass. Mr. important business
man who can't get off his phone to take his seat and
continues to talk as if he were mogul, if you were as
important as you act you wouldn't be riding coach from
Pittsburgh. Hang up, sit down and shut up, or
maybe help Irv and Martha load their pillowcases full of
clothes into the overhead. Oh they won't fit?
Oops that's because now everyone carries everything onto
the plane to avoid the $15 fee to check the bag.
Riding
in First Class is not much better. The seats up
front are so close together that once seated you can't
get get up without grabbing the seat in front of you and
pulling on it. This is fine for you but I was
sleeping in that seat, that is until you let go of it
and slingshot me forward smashing my melon on the video
monitor corner. Please no worries I do have
another eye. The newest twist I've
seen is full figured people being asked to leave the
plane or purchase the seat next to them. Wow,
you'd think you would know if you too big to fit in the
seat but apparently even 400lb Fred is in denial.
That has led to some real heated conversations as the
gate agent calls them out in front of all the
passengers. Seriously Fred you had to walk
sideways just to get into the plane so what you made
think that it would be okay to take half of my seat for
5 hours?
On
my final flight from Pittsburgh I witnessed two
behaviors that actually made me get involved. I
watched as a couple prepared to change a poopy diaper on
the floor of the coach cabin. Excuse me please,
excuse me please there are bathrooms with diaper
stations. They were appalled I said anything and
it wasn't until I called the flight attendant that they
got the hint. I got the stink eye for the rest of
the flight but at least I didn't have to share the cabin
with the baby's feces. Finally on this same flight
I watch a woman eat her food complaining about it the
entire time but not stopping. Then after
finishing the food she made herself sick in her seat.
Yes she used the bag but she also gagged herself to
start the process. I snapped a picture and that
sent her hubby into a huff because I was invading their
privacy. What privacy? You are in the cabin with
160 other people. Isn't this an activity
best done in the privacy of the rest rooms?
In this day and age air travel has become nothing more
than bus service at 30,000 feet, only you can't off
until the end of the ride.
A family proudly explains how to change
a baby on
a plane...jackasses
My solution is to
raise prices and limit carry on items to a purse or
briefcase only. Introduce a minimum dress code and
place cell phone/Blackberry blockers on each plane.
Focus on the flight and talk later. A little
courtesy among strangers would also go a long way to
improving on time departures and airline employee
attitudes. Most airline employees are overworked
and underpaid so they have less patience than I do.
Instead of acting like they work for you (which they
don't), why not just be nice and stuff the "I paid $300
for this ticket..." tirades. I guess I am
officially old because I am about to say...."When I was
younger" manners were for the public and temper tantrums
(and sweat pants) were for the house. Now most
people treat the outside world as an extension of their
personal space, it's not but I guess that genie isn't
going back anytime soon.
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Mexican
Coke
Now
for something fun and happy. For the past 20 years or so my
favorite drink has been coffee. I can drink coffee anytime and
anyplace, that is until Stacey introduced me to Mexican Coke. This
confection is imported into the US from Mexican Coke plants. Why
you ask? Well down south of the border the Coke people still use
real sugar in the recipe. Forget that crappy corn syrup we've been
trained to think is sugar, the Real Thing is better"er" with the pure
cane. You can really taste the difference. Normally I hate
soda because of the acidic taste and I've learned this comes from the
harder carbonation and the use of corn syrup in the US recipe.
 
I have also
discovered that there is huge segment of the population
that also shares my love for the Mexican Coke.
Just check out all the blogs, articles and fan sites
that Google yields from the simple search.
http://www.google.com/search?q=mexican+coke&rls=com.microsoft:*&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1
If you can find it I
suggest buying a case. That brings the price down to around $1.00
a bottle which isn't really that bad. I don't drink it all day
long but instead I keep a few bottles handy when I feel like a cold
sweet treat. I actually feel at home once I hear that hiss and I
settle into my favorite chair after a week on the road. It's also
Stacey's way of reminding me how special I am. She'll bring me a
bottle and a comic before she gets on the phone. That makes me
smile and it keeps me from bugging her while she chats with her girl
friends. Everyone wins!

I hate to sound old again but
sometimes the simple recipe is the better recipe. We love to
prepackage in mass bulk quantities then try to find the cheapest price
point to move product. Hmmm....sounds like the airlines again.
Anywho perhaps the tipping point is near. Quality will have to
make a comeback one day, won't it? Mass production is killing us
slowly and surely. Chinese toys, Mexican peppers, and even pet
food have all caused deaths and sickness. For what? To save
a few pennies per unit? I'd rather pay a little extra and employ a
few more people to make my products. The workers benefit and I do
too. Grab a Mexican Coke, I'll buy and maybe together we can Teach
the World to Sing.
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